A collection of jokes

WARNING: Some of these jokes you might not understand. If you don't, read the others. If you don't understand all of them, why are you reading this?

Checkers cheater:

Marvin's father: Why don't you play checkers with Franklin anymore?
Marvin: Would you play with someone who lies and cheats and moves his men around when you're not looking?
Marvin's father: No, I wouldn't
Marvin: Well neither would he

Imagine...

Imagine you are strapped to a table and Dr Frankenstien is about to drill a hole in your skull. What do you do? Quit imagining.

Pay up!

Man: Thank you for saving me from drowning! I would gladly give you 5 dollars, but all I have is a 10 dollar bill..
Savior: That's all right, jump back in!

A killer on the loose.

Mother: How did you get along with dad when I was away son?
Son: Fine, every morning he would take me out to the middle of the lake and in a boat and let me swim back!
Mother: Isn't that a long way to swim?
Son: Oh it wasn't that hard, the hard part was getting out of the bag...

And my personal favorite...

What 7 letters of the alphabet did the robber say when he opened the bank vault and found nothing inside?

O I C U R M T

And that concludes my stream of hilarity.